I Hate Cinema
I enjoy movies, but hate the cinema.
Not because of the overpriced shitty popcorn, but because of being in a dark room with a whole bunch of strangers.
There are always people chewing way too loud.
Someone always laughs for way too long at not even slightly funny jokes, causing misses of pivotal plot point dialogues.
Some people come in late, using their cellphones as flashlights.
There’s always an idiot at the end of the row that wants to go to the bathroom, and everyone in the row has to stand up to let them pass.
Then upon that idiot’s return, everyone in the row has to stand up all over again to let them pass again.
On my last visit to the cinema, someone farted.
The smell of the fart in the dark room without windows was atrocious!
Anyway, my point is; I have a plethora of movies, because – downloads are awesome.
I prefer to chill at home, with cheese burgers or a pizza or home cooked meal (I’m an excellent cook) and watch movies on my 50 inch instead.
I’m extending an invite and hoping you’ll join me 🙄

